Office dating jokes
After ten more long minutes her phone finally buzzed.
One is the UK rocker responsible for such hits as Every Breath You Take, the other a Jamaican-born singer who gave us such '90s bangers as Mr Boombastic. has joked that he has been dating Shaggy, 49, for 'about a year' as the pair unveiled an unlikely collaboration on The Project on Thursday.
“By the way”, asks the boss as Sam is getting up, “which three companies are after you?
When she finally died, her coworker Sandy, who was dying of curiosity, made it her mission to figure out what was in that drawer. Sweating with excitement she slowly opened up the drawer. Slowly she reached inside and took it out, while cautiously looking over her shoulder.
– Submitted by Anything Goes Humor Ebook Bernice had been employed at the same office for over 50 years and was the boss’s top secretary. Every day when Bernice showed up for work she would open the drawer to her left, peek inside, and then lock it.
Upon tripping on a bottle, a genie appeared and asked the threesome if they would like to each make a wish.
The first secretary excitedly exclaimed, “I wish I was on a beach in a tropical island! The next secretary proclaimed, “I wish I was on a tour of France! Being that it was now his turn to make a wish the CEO exclaimed “I want the two of them back in their offices right after lunch!
I think we're already ahead of the game.' As a member of '70s rockers The Police, Sting, real name Gordon Sumner, was responsible for such hits as Every Breath You Take, Roxanne and So Lonely.